toilet bowl happening . . .

THE Toilet Bowl Incident ....

today, i should record something i did, for the first time in 36 years. I was at the 3rd floor toilet. shit finished. shit ! no paper again . opened my wallet again, but cannot find any old receipt paper for use. looked around the cubicle for help and ideas. no paper, no tap, no water. Oh no . . . . really thinking hard for a solution. after a minute, found something creative , but not so nice.............

i flushed twice. took a look in the toilet bowl. the water in it looked clean, at least to me. i used the water to clean my butts! as i washed my hands, i was thinking .... what a shit way to start off the week. but again , it is something i never tried for 36 years. excitement indeed.

i related this story to 4E2 and 4F. i guessed only half the audience believe it. ... but really, being a Vegetarian , there is more fibre in the diet, less constipation, and thus more toilet trips. so such an incident , according to probability, should not be classified weird right ? ha ha

wish every one the best in life .... peace in Tibet and Iraq .... and everywhere . . .love